So, a few weeks ago John Scalzi announced a contest to explain how he and Wil Wheaton got themselves into a Very Strange Situation.
I looked at the picture. An idea formed.
I couldn't resist the opportunity; I entered the contest. Now ordinarily, one wouldn't post a contest entry till after the contest is over, but this is a special case. So you can read What's Opera Season, over on my Web site...and then wander back over here and tell me just how warped my mind is. And in a month or so, we'll see how warped John S's Jury of Awesomeness thinks my mind is.